This is story #2 in a series about my experiences traveling as an Asian male. You can find story #1 here.
In Athens, my friends and I went to the Central Market, which had lots of things that you might not normally find in a US market, like lamb testicles.
While walking around, lots of the vendors shout out to you to try to get you to stop or buy something. Oftentimes, they try to say hello in what they believe is your native language, but one man one-upped them all and jumped in my way pretending to do kung fu. This Youtube video is unfortunately not much of an exaggeration of what the man was doing.